Carmen

This one's for you. Happy Birthday. I'm going to sing to you a rendition of a song you taught me as a child instead of "Happy Birthday" due to copyright infringements and so on and so forth. Ahem! Ready?

Carmen Carmen Bo Barmen Banana Fanna Fo Farmin' Me Mi Mo Marmen - Carmen!

Thank you, thank you! We love you and think you're wonderful. All the best in this your (BLANK) year. (I thought blanking out the number would protect the innocent).

- Mark